When I got to go into the Real Art building, I’ve never wished so much in my entire life that I would have gone to college. The Santa Claw is the world’s largest claw machine! It’s located in Dayton, Ohio in the Real Art building. Who the hell is the Real Art group and why are they making us stand in a virtual line queue for 8 hours waiting for our chance to operate the world’s largest claw machine from the comfort of our own homes?Īs it turns out, I’m lucky enough to live a mere two blocks from this beastly game. Every thing I’ve found online is vague and pretty much just a copy+paste job of the same few paragraphs.Īs far as I can tell, this the first blog to bring “inside answers” about the Santa Claw. It seems to be in a shroud of mystery though. It’s possible you saw it posted on the daily what. You may have heard about The Santa Claw already. So here is my long off topic inside scoop on The Santa Claw. I feel the need to share it with the world. I’m supposed to be telling you about cake… but seriously, some times crazy things happen and this is one of those things.